It's a movie?!

I really enjoyed it, and after the discussions I've had with people, even moreso. There's a theory going around the interwebs right now that Jesus Christ was an Engineer that was sent to Earth to right the path of humanity. When he was crucified, the other Engineers got pissed and decided to return to Earth to wipe…

I really enjoyed it, and after the discussions I've had with people, even moreso. There's a theory going around the interwebs right now that Jesus Christ was an Engineer that was sent to Earth to right the path of humanity. When he was crucified, the other Engineers got pissed and decided to return to Earth to wipe…

The 3D in Prometheus is probably the best I've ever seen. Ridley uses it like he invented it.

The 3D in Prometheus is probably the best I've ever seen. Ridley uses it like he invented it.

I like that a lot. After TDK, I called Michael Emerson as Riddler and someone equally as awesome playing Clock King. I doubted they'd ever go with the latter, but I thought the combo of riddles and keeping Batman on his toes with impeccably timed traps all over Gotham would be interesting.

I like that a lot. After TDK, I called Michael Emerson as Riddler and someone equally as awesome playing Clock King. I doubted they'd ever go with the latter, but I thought the combo of riddles and keeping Batman on his toes with impeccably timed traps all over Gotham would be interesting.

Did Adrien Brody lose a bet or something? What the fuck?

Did Adrien Brody lose a bet or something? What the fuck?

@avclub-5fdffef6b19aea41a1411580d7de4422:disqus Sting hasn't gotten any more than a non-plussed 'eh' from me in decades, so it fits.

@avclub-5fdffef6b19aea41a1411580d7de4422:disqus Sting hasn't gotten any more than a non-plussed 'eh' from me in decades, so it fits.

Quite welcome.

Quite welcome.

Yeah, 30 years ago by this guy called Sting.

Yeah, 30 years ago by this guy called Sting.

It's completely enjoyable trash. Rachel Nichols running on a treadmill in a tank top was worth my 8 bucks.

It's completely enjoyable trash. Rachel Nichols running on a treadmill in a tank top was worth my 8 bucks.

It's probably because their ass got SAAAAAAAAAAAACKED.

It's probably because their ass got SAAAAAAAAAAAACKED.

I love the double close-up of the COBRA soldiers' ass as he parachutes in. Hilarious.