I love the double close-up of the COBRA soldiers' ass as he parachutes in. Hilarious.

You know, I saw an early version of this piece of shit excuse for a movie about a month ago, and it wouldn't surprise me one bit if they actually did do it EXACTLY LIKE THAT.

You know, I saw an early version of this piece of shit excuse for a movie about a month ago, and it wouldn't surprise me one bit if they actually did do it EXACTLY LIKE THAT.

Me either, but thanks for letting us all know whom you'd let nail your wife.

Me either, but thanks for letting us all know whom you'd let nail your wife.

Personally I think it was expressing the fact that women are not always the victim when it comes to being exploited. Some women just use who and what they are to get where they want to be, and that there's nothing really inherently wrong with that. Kind of the flipside to what the rest of the episode was conveying.

Personally I think it was expressing the fact that women are not always the victim when it comes to being exploited. Some women just use who and what they are to get where they want to be, and that there's nothing really inherently wrong with that. Kind of the flipside to what the rest of the episode was conveying.

Ch3rnobyl

Ch3rnobyl

I would give you a donut from the box of donuts on the table in my living room if I could. Well done.

I would give you a donut from the box of donuts on the table in my living room if I could. Well done.

The only film in your bathroom is on every inch of porcelain. It's called Ajax, bitch.

The only film in your bathroom is on every inch of porcelain. It's called Ajax, bitch.

Stop saying 'really?' Makes you sound like a giant asshole.

THIS IS A TRAVESTY. I demand that picture be replaced with one featuring Alison Brie. AND I MEAN NOW.

THIS IS A TRAVESTY. I demand that picture be replaced with one featuring Alison Brie. AND I MEAN NOW.

@avclub-675cf4954ee45de77c149af8d2c8186f:disqus And you should never assume that I give a fuck. Piss off.

@avclub-675cf4954ee45de77c149af8d2c8186f:disqus And you should never assume that I give a fuck. Piss off.

@avclub-01f652032789f75656fb3776a9a30128:disqus No. Fuck you and your chilling out, moondoggie. The only reason anyone liked this pretentious piece of shit is that it made them feel smart to say 'Woody Allen' and 'Paris' in the same sentence.

@avclub-01f652032789f75656fb3776a9a30128:disqus No. Fuck you and your chilling out, moondoggie. The only reason anyone liked this pretentious piece of shit is that it made them feel smart to say 'Woody Allen' and 'Paris' in the same sentence.