Shut up.

Shut up.

Yeah, no. I've seen the sequel at a preview screening and it's fucking dogshit. Keeping the cartoony vibe of the first one would've been a far better idea.

Yeah, no. I've seen the sequel at a preview screening and it's fucking dogshit. Keeping the cartoony vibe of the first one would've been a far better idea.

Clearly you have no idea what… oh, never mind. No. Back to your fingerpainting.

Clearly you have no idea what… oh, never mind. No. Back to your fingerpainting.

You all every Butties!

You all every Butties!

Most uncoordinated gay man ever.

Most uncoordinated gay man ever.

Yeah, that was kinda the point, eagle eyes.

Yeah, that was kinda the point, eagle eyes.

I realize that it has nothing to do with Italy at all, but I'll eat Olive Garden any day of the week. Fuck the haters.

I realize that it has nothing to do with Italy at all, but I'll eat Olive Garden any day of the week. Fuck the haters.

Kathy Griffin destroys Maya Angelou on her Christmas album, which has nothing to do with Christmas at all. Check it -

Kathy Griffin destroys Maya Angelou on her Christmas album, which has nothing to do with Christmas at all. Check it -

'SOOOOOOOO sad!'

'SOOOOOOOO sad!'

Zoom Dad Zoom!

Zoom Dad Zoom!