That makes no sense whatsoever. It works specifically because you can't directly infuse the taste of something into a movie. The audience takes the word of the character on its quality.

That makes no sense whatsoever. It works specifically because you can't directly infuse the taste of something into a movie. The audience takes the word of the character on its quality.

'Rent' is the only thing in existence that makes me actively root for AIDS.

'Rent' is the only thing in existence that makes me actively root for AIDS.

STOP TRYING TO MAKE RYAN REYNOLDS HAPPEN

STOP TRYING TO MAKE RYAN REYNOLDS HAPPEN

"Meanwhile, her glamorous mother-in-law Brooklyn Decker…"

What the fuck is critical brickbatting?

C'mon man! Cliche' Guevara needed a yacht!

I've got a major release that will come out all over Brooklyn Decker's face whenever she sees fit.

Nah, that scene with the steak was bad-ass.

Cookie, that was Mike D. No cookie for Cookie.

But it's got the word 'mama' in it! Get it?

'Marvel's Avengers Assemble' sounded pretty fucking stupid too, and look how that turned out.

@jerodast:disqus I considered going with just 'Big-ass titties.' :D

No part of that post deserves a-boldin'.

I wish ryan1 had put his load on her back.

Just wait until they bring in Ted McGinley to spice things up. And by spice things up, I mean 'fuck them both'.

Big-ass titties, tight-ass dresses, long-ass tongue. 47 minutes later, I'm done. Enjoy.

Mila's getting her ass kicked by The Avengers next week. Just FYI.