Yeah, but she herself tastes goddamn awful.

Moretz is too young to be noticed in that fashion anyway. Good for you.

Fairly certain you didn't do jack fucking shit. Congratulations on giving that vending machine $12.00.

Any movie that involves hippie death is okay by me.

My mom was a huge fan of the original show, so she was all psyched about it and ended up enjoying it a lot. She said it wasn't much like the show, but still a good time. Honestly I think it's one of Burton/Depp's best recent collaborations, especially the first half. Great soundtrack, too - that long intro sequence…

I watched Russell's show, and not only is HE a giant asshole on it, but so is his giant asshole brother. The same one who appeared on Survivor with his idiot weirdo Jesus freak son. In summary, AVOID.

His speaking voice and general asshole-ishness reminds me a lot of David Cross. Also, I kinda thought he would've taken a shower by now.  Blech.

My man was HANGING BY HIS FACE on the edge of the puzzle. Genuinely scary Survivor moment, and I actually did think he was dead for a moment. Hell, he might've been.

So they added insult to injury to Colton and didn't include him in the cast that he was probably the clear pick for. Good.

Was that before or after he told Bill to kill himself and get a real job? Colton is the worst parts of the internet compressed into human form and then put on television. A good villain is a good villain, but all that guy was was a dick.

He looked like Randy Watson from 'Coming To America'. SEXUAL CHOCOLATE!

Saw it with my mom yesterday for Mother's Day, and yeah, that's about the long and short of it. Releasing it 1) a week after the Avengers and 2) as a summer blockbuster of sorts was absolute suicide. It should've been saved for a Halloween-time release, where I'm sure it would've done much better. It's a fun movie…

@avclub-bca3531762af8a993c4f60c48fd5e33b:disqus Man, we're gonna get $1200 bottle service and RAGE AGAINST THAT MACHINE SO HARD

And as much as I'd like to burn the Glee sets to the ground, the fact that it probably keeps more than a few gay & lesbian teenagers from, like, killing themselves and stuff convinces me that it has its place. But yes, it's annoying as shit.

Steal the concept, water it down, add fart jokes, wait for dummies to buy the $40 t-shirts. Done.

:: several mansions are purchased, anti-capitalist screeds are made from within gated communities, Morello accepts $10,000 to play in a protest against his own homeowners association ::

In my $80,000 Escalade with leather interior and heated seats. Fuck the system, man!

That's a bold fuckin' statement.

I'm sure all these new NBC shows will blow untold amounts of ass, but it's the question of which one gets cancelled first that really amuses me. Ten bucks says it's this one.

I wonder how many failures stand between Matthew Perry and a newfound career working the paint counter at Lowe's. Could he BE any more of a has-been?