@avclub-e2f2ff3de77732967d7c107696063888:disqus @avclub-6997a8bd0e1042b70b60c5c879a1780e:disqus @avclub-71bfbe458113bbc3b27576494be78972:disqus @avclub-80b912d8d81919969ccab0080ddd8e2f:disqus I guess you could look at it that way too. I just remember seeing it with a big Spidey fan friend of mine and hearing his jaw…

The hell you won't. You and I will fistfight in suits and ties post-haste.

Nope. You have friends. Check back a hundred posts or so.

You aspire to not go home and not bang the ass out of Alison Brie every night?

That fucking dance number…

Agreed. I think it was fairly obvious he was over it by that point. Having Sandman as the lone villain would've been perfectly fine.

Seeing Christina Crawford show up as 'The Sheriff' was fucking rad.

And if you haven't listened to the commentary for this episode on the DVDs, do so. It's pretty entertaining.

As I posted above, I love this episode. It's the best Twilight Zone episode never written. It was written by Eddie Kitsis and Adam Horowitz, actually, but I'm sure Damon and Carlton had their hand in it at some point. To me it just feels like them surrendering to both the fans and the failed experiment of bringing…

DON'T MOVE, DIRTBAG!

I got ten years on you both. Star Wars on opening day, bitches. Stood in line for 3 hours.

Last Crusade is fairly enjoyable, but it seemed like Spielberg's apology for Temple of Doom. It's safe, a little boring, and the perfect setup for Crystal Skull 20 years later.

It's a rollercoaster ride. It's very blunt and almost ridiculously fast-paced, but I have a ton of fun with it every single time. The pulp action filmmakers of the '40s would shit their pants in jealousy if they ever got to see it.

I remember being 11 and not having any idea what that woman was doing down there. (I do now, btw.)

Temple of Doom is awesome, and I don't care what anyone says about it. That movie is absolutely fucking insane from start to finish.

I think Raimi torpedoed it on purpose. It was Avi Arad's fault that Venom was in it the first place.

I can watch 'Expose'' a whole lot more times than I can SIASL, but if you strip out all the Jack's tattoos/Bai Ling bullshit from that episode, it's not all that terrible. Also, Sawyer punches Karl in the arm for crying in the jungle, and he responds by telling him he has no idea who Bobby Brady is. Good times.

'Expose'' is the best Twilight Zone episode never written. But yes, Nikki's ass. Truly remarkable.

If you were not yet born when the first Police Academy movie came out (that would be 1984, kids), you are not allowed to post for the entire week. Okay? Okay.

Even in private, Alba is a never-nude. Everyone knows that.