I hope you enjoy scribbling in your various notebooks for the remainder of the weekend.

When I saw him at Lollapalooza a hundred years ago (I'm old), he had the whole audience chanting 'FUCK YOU ICE CUBE!' and flipping him off for that whole song. Best show ever.

My thought exactly.

I'd like to give her something before dinner.

They have the same lips, although hers are much more attractive.

I did find out that Rebecca Mader would be guest starring, but I was lucky enough to have no idea that Leonard Nimoy would be appearing. See, I learned my lessons from 'Lost' - if you don't want to know who's going to be on the episode, don't look at the opening credits.

"I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT DISSING THESE FOOLS CUZ THEY ALL SCARED OF THE ICE CUBE!"

IT IS A COMEDY SHOW. Christ, just change your name to Myles McNutt and be done with it, you humorless shrew.

Slayer - Reign In Blood
Minor Threat - Complete Discography
Ice Cube - Amerikkka's Most Wanted

So glad she's back to reprise her role as Special Agent Rubber Fuckdoll. Oh wait, that was Mickey Rourke.

@avclub-6f097e848d3e349ddf8763d4aaa943df:disqus Marry that woman immediately. I own Commando on Blu-Ray, and it is in yours and her honor that I will be watching it tonight.

Oh no! Jean Claude Van Damme wants to polish knives and steal plertahnum! Whatever the fuck that is! Run!

I would gladly repay a load to Frances Bean Cobain. Maybe even for a hamburger today.

According to Balki, I am 66% of the way towards my dream of banging Christina Hendricks. Get out of the city!

I AM THE ONE WHO CHOPS (off some British guy's foot with a lawn mower)

THEY TOOK OUR BANDWIDTH!

WHY DIDN'T AARON SAY BITCH AT THE END OF THAT?!

@renaton:twitter You're sounding quite ragey yourself there, tough guy.

This is the second time today I've thought you were a complete fucking idiot. You're on a roll.

I loved it too. If you watch the extended version on the Blu-Ray, it's even better. It comes pretty damn close to being, like, a real movie. Good stuff.