I keep telling her to relax so I can get the rest of it in, but you know how she is. Why are you looking at my dick when Anne Hathaway is right there?

@avclub-3bca94e353e508c1a49bf984fc5c346d:disqus Yeah bro movies and TV are totes a contest!

Drew McWeeny, a movie critic at HitFix.com, named his son Toshiro Lucas McWeeny. Kidding not.

That movie was such shit, and I really should've been arrested for watching it. By Chris Hansen. After he leapt out of a bush at me while wearing a bush costume.

Again, this shit is for teenagers. If they didn't hear of it through a commercial during reruns of 'iCarly' that they're making fun of, then it doesn't exist.

Go surfing and make top story on the 6:00 news? Fuckin' gay, man!

Black and white movies are fuckin' gay, man! Project X! Product placement!

The software company?

@avclub-5cddb7f7763759b51382cce18d9c02cf:disqus Noted. However, I am still very much in possession of your mother's credit rating.

I KNOW! I can't believe they showed my dick that far up Anne Hathaway's ass.

Some just want to watch the world burn.

For using a 'c' in defence, I hope your cable goes out from now until the end of time. Oh, and I hope you run out of Parmesan too.

You are a boring, joyless, jaded asshole, and I hope you never appreciate anything for as long as you live.

SPOILER: He's Batman.

[Morgan Freeman walks out]

Dennis Miller.

Agreed. It's been done twice now, and only one of those was any good. Another Hulk movie? No, but I think it would be cool to include him in other characters' movies.

Let me guess - they took our jobs?

I'm not even talking about the Muppets. Jason Segel overacts in nearly every movie he's in. There's always that 'HEY LOOK I'M ACTING' aspect to him no matter what he's in.

It's sexy as fuck as far as I'm concerned. She also wears various short skirts. She's got lovely thick haunches.