He's living proof that all you need to do to be successful in Hollywood is overact the shit out of everything you do.

Personally I couldn't give less of a shit how authentic it sounded, mainly because I am not a language specialist, but also because my brain was too busy pumping blood to my erection.

Good! Less chattering, seat-kicking assholes for me to beat the dogshit out of afterwards.

Are you sure you're watching the right trailers? Jack Black playing a giant isn't in 'The Avengers', you know.

WORST PART about 'The Five-Year Engagement' is that is seventeen hours long. President Obama needs to pass a law requiring all romantic comedies to be no longer than 90 minutes. Including the end credits.

Interesting, but what was said on the show is that he's trying to merge them together so they collapse and form a new world. That's what Walter was getting at in his slide show. Your theory is interesting for sure, but I was just reiterating what was said by the characters. We'll have to wait and see.

The Emmys don't really mean much to me now (do I need some gaudy TV show to tell me what good acting is?), but good acting is good acting, and that's what both Torv and Noble do on a regular basis. All I'm getting at.

I don't think the point of RDJ's actions is to destroy anything. He simply wants to merge the two universes and make a new one that he controls entirely. And yes, I think the universe we saw in last week's episode was the result of the two universes being merged. There were too many artifacts from both universes lying…

I'm the president of the John Noble fan club for sure, but let's not forget about Anna Torv either. Think of how many variations of her character she's played over the seasons. It's mindblowing.

Holy fuck, you're dumb.

:: silly face into the camera ::

Also, kill yourself. Preferably in Jersey.

YOUR goddamn characters. Learn to read.

What were you and his motherfucking mother fucking?

What now?

That big Greek ass in that dress… damn!

Oh, lighten the fuck up. They're not your goddamn characters.

Your mother falls flat for me every night.

So the aggravated sex scene she has with the Hulk in 'Avengers' DOES end up killing her off. I was wondering.

But still nothing. That person is a fucking moron. Kill them immediately.