Boy, when you miss the point, you REALLY miss the point.

Translation: "No, there's not going to be a tour unless a handful of enormous corporations throw enough money at me to consider parading my dead friend's corpse around the country for an entire goddamn summer. On that note, eat Smacky Smores."

Why are there not more black clowns in the world?

THE TREES CAN SPEAK FOR THEMSELVES

This fancy chair has been brought to you by Tyler Perry.

Why the fuck were you seeing The Lorax? You didn't procreate, did you? God help us.

Wait a minute - black people WATCH MOVIES?!

Good scoop! Thanks. Very jealous that you got to talk to John Noble for a bit.

Masterful. Fist pumps were performed ad infinitum.

He also shelved plans for 'Wild Hogs 2'. So he's got that going for him.

Well, as long as you were in pain, the rest of us are happy.

Why are the stupidest comments always near the end?

@thomasrhys Do you not know any women? They're always cold.

Tom dies.

Let's strap you to the top of a speeding car in a box for a couple hours without any clothes on. See how you like it.

The Incredibles already is one of the greatest action movies of all time.

Benji's fake hand, though… priceless.

Sorry. I had chili.

It won't happen. Bird himself requested that the Blu-Ray only be in widescreen. I just watched that sequence not 5 minutes ago, and it's still pretty fucking nutty.

Nice.