As long as those fake boobies look somewhat natural, I don't hate 'em. It's when they start to gain sentience that the trouble begins.

Tissue, bitches?

I'm alright with that. They look fine to me. Chelsea's too.

I wonder how they got permission to film inside Mitt Romney's house.

Exactly what Colton's parents said when he left to go tape the show.

Troy is such an obnoxious twat. I have a suspicion that underneath that beard, he is secretly David Cross. He sounds exactly like him, and is just about as much of an asshole. I give him two more weeks at most before he's done.

My girlfriend sitting next to me was burying her fingernails in my arm for that entire sequence, especially when Ethan leaps from the side of the building to the window. Say what you want about Tom Cruise, but the man's got solid brass balls and knows how to set up an amazing action movie centerpiece better than…

Check out the Incredibles commentary. He does ramble, but he's blaring those rambles at full volume for nearly the entire film.

Armed & Fabulous, which is clearly the winner.

I love it too (it's GORGEOUS on Blu-Ray), but if you truly think it's treated as second-tier Pixar, come check out some of the parades at Disneyland or Disney World. The Parrs are all over that shit.

Wall-E was hardly safe or lukewarm. The first 30 minutes of that animated movie about a robot on a planet all by himself has no dialogue, for crying out loud. Give credit where it's due.

I agree. All the switching back and forth did was make it pop from wide screen to full screen at intermittent points in the film. I would've been fine with just a well formatted widescreen presentation.

I enjoyed it just fine, but a podcast I listened to today made an interesting point - if you enjoyed Avatar, there was no reason you shouldn't have enjoyed John Carter too. Speaking about the film itself, I don't think that's too far from the truth. It was definitely marketed horribly, but I think it was the early…

Easily in my top three Pixar films, and also the most artful of them all. A beautiful film through and through.

And now, I will make all you bitches cry by typing one word.

Dear fuckhead, go sever your own fingers so you never embarrass yourself like this again.

Then stop watching, you dolt. Christ, is it that hard?

Seriously, Dickmaster General, go fuck yourself. Don't like it, don't read it. And most importantly, don't comment in it.

Hey, don't dismiss stupidity! It's only an opinion.

Yes, because Cabin was just as hackneyed and familiar as a Kevin Smith movie. That's why all the critics and audiences enjoyed it so much - familiarity. Good call. Wow, what an insult 'relentlessly clever' is to any artistic undertaking.