The sheriff is a *BONG*

I havent seen them in some time, but just assumed they were fine.  What was missing, in your opinion?

I havent seen them in some time, but just assumed they were fine.  What was missing, in your opinion?

Gleeth beat me to it. I couldnt even be bothered to read to the bottom of the thread.

Gleeth beat me to it. I couldnt even be bothered to read to the bottom of the thread.

"Can't? We don't live in Ameri-can't, Steve, we live in Ameri-ca. No, no, no, wait, we live in Ameri-can. No wait, that's not right, we are Ameri-can.  Steve, it's all about perseverance. And if I Ameri-can't teach you about it, I have a friend who Ameri-will."

"Can't? We don't live in Ameri-can't, Steve, we live in Ameri-ca. No, no, no, wait, we live in Ameri-can. No wait, that's not right, we are Ameri-can.  Steve, it's all about perseverance. And if I Ameri-can't teach you about it, I have a friend who Ameri-will."

Where I come from that just means there is mayo and avocado on the burger.

Where I come from that just means there is mayo and avocado on the burger.

Whatever the fudge happened to that idea of "Neilsen plus seven," where as long as your hip ass watched it on DVR or Hulu within a week it counted?

Whatever the fudge happened to that idea of "Neilsen plus seven," where as long as your hip ass watched it on DVR or Hulu within a week it counted?

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Is this the suicide speech or the nickname speech?

Is this the suicide speech or the nickname speech?

@avclub-bca3531762af8a993c4f60c48fd5e33b:disqus Fair enough.

@avclub-bca3531762af8a993c4f60c48fd5e33b:disqus Fair enough.

Because they would be predisposed to Obama, I guess?

Because they would be predisposed to Obama, I guess?

Second.  Those are classic.  Certainly better than those smelly, un-bangable Leslie Knope headlines.