The first Cars opens at a racetrack, and at one point a tire flies by the camera. Was that a dismemberment? I mean, thats what it would be, right?

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I thought Trevor was well written. Well enough for me to enjoy him after he was introduced murdering the shit out of Johnny Klebitz, one of my favorite protagonists from those games.

Sweet, thanks!

Good for her. Babies are terrible people.

So the stuff on Netflix is complete? I think they have 23 episodes over two seasons. That's where Ive been watching it, so Im glad to hear that if thats the case.

Boom! Roasted.

Overstuffed shirts claim dozens of lives each year. Dozens!

The final mission of San Andreas took me for freaking ever. What did doing firefighter missions help with?

I found myself very involved in the story for IV, so yeah, it was emotionally exhausting. Same thing with the Lost and Damned. That one ends with all the characters I came to care about beaten, broken, and watching their clubhouse burn down.

They are working on three single player DLC packs. According to my man on the inside, each should be as robust as the ones for IV, which took me about 12 hours a piece.

Ha! That song was great too.

Damn. It was dark, but I don't think inappropriately so. The bunny is for real, it can take over your life.

The Yodeling Veterinarian of the Alps! Cheeseburger is clearly the best, though.

That song was dark. "I dont love my mom or my dad, just the bunny."

Ive been watching "Dont Trust the B in Apt 23" and could personally get behind "panty hamster."

Jesus is usually portrayed with an impressive beard, so that makes sense.

I really thought the show would fold once it became clear that winners don't go on to things, what more great things. That doesn't seem to be the case.

Plus all the illegal child labor.

I'm a desperate shut-in, but thanks for bringing it up, ha ha.