Second.  Those are classic.  Certainly better than those smelly, un-bangable Leslie Knope headlines.

Love is clearly dead, as Leiv Schreiber is keeping Naomi Watts and me apart. 

Love is clearly dead, as Leiv Schreiber is keeping Naomi Watts and me apart. 

Meh.

Meh.

Stupid awesome, maybe.

Stupid awesome, maybe.

I believe he prefers "The Bamster."

I believe he prefers "The Bamster."

@avclub-4c56756898d633b36107f305da70351d:disqus "Lonesome glove, why can I never find your mate?  Did I donate it to that soldier I read about who lost his arm in Iraq?  No I would have remembered getting a sloppily written thank you note."

@avclub-4c56756898d633b36107f305da70351d:disqus "Lonesome glove, why can I never find your mate?  Did I donate it to that soldier I read about who lost his arm in Iraq?  No I would have remembered getting a sloppily written thank you note."

Yeah, whats the hold up there?

Yeah, whats the hold up there?

"Down Low, Chad Lowe, Rob Lowe."

"Down Low, Chad Lowe, Rob Lowe."

Personally, Im partial to AT&T operator Sholawnda Dykes.  Or when he is the super-square guy who works for the Bible company.

Personally, Im partial to AT&T operator Sholawnda Dykes.  Or when he is the super-square guy who works for the Bible company.

My favorite part of that episode has to be when Stan tries to nut punch the dancer, who is ready for him and pulls off the counter nut punch.

My favorite part of that episode has to be when Stan tries to nut punch the dancer, who is ready for him and pulls off the counter nut punch.

Makes sense to me.