Metaphorically.

@avclub-4a12f52ee4b6cf0be7737a9fd3eca03f:disqus , that's not fun!

Only if you make Colt McCoy the starting QB!

*Sigh*… That's what I was worried about. As a sixth man, I'm not sure how he'll really fit in with the Cavs. Both our starting guards play the same way you've described Jack, but only Irving can really get away with it. Waiters' weakness is largely what you just said about Jack, he tends to force stupid midrange shots…

As you are a Warriors fan, tell me everything you know about Jarrett Jack.

@avclub-f8f8c273f326be25421cc62737d24a9e:disqus - I'd be violently sucked into space!

Wow, maybe the AV Club servers were affected by the same virus and it became sentient enough to write that article.

Whenever I see commercials for that Kevin Hart stand up comedy movie, I think of this classic scene.

"This was indescribably horrible. Just when I was beginning to get optimistic from last week's inside joke-themed "Itchy and Scratchy and Poochie," along comes an episode full of lame, "In Living Color"-style routines about homosexuals. Did Ron Hauge win a "Write a Simpsons Episode" contest or something? This was the…

Ah, I may be biased. I knew the EP version before the album version came out, and it was far and away my favorite song on the EP. I was kind of thrilled when I saw it was being rerecorded for Neon Bible, but it just feels like the musical equivalent of a big-budget, CGI'd remake of an old film. I like it, but the…

I prefer it to the Neon Bible version.

I've been watching so much AD! lately that it almost pains me to think that I wrote it off all those years ago as a dumb Seth MacFarlane show. In its finest moments, it totally nails the balance between character-based jokes and general absurdity. But really, it's just damn hilarious in a natural way, which is more…

Hey, I care about Lutz as much as Lutz cares about Blimpie.

Funny that they picked season 8 of South Park. I seem to remember hearing that Parker and Stone were busy/exhausted working on Team America: World Police at the same time as that season, and not really putting much effort into the season on the whole. It turned out quite well despite that, though.

Coins scattered everywhere!

I don't care about this Community program, I'm just waiting for the Jay Leno Show to come on.

I was just re-reading Pitchfork's review of Room on Fire, and I was struck immediately by some of the reviewer's claims. Not only did he claim to hate The Strokes circa Is This It, his hatred of the Strokes apparently got him the gig on the Pitchfork writing staff. After this set-up, he then claims that he never…

Now this is the kind of fresh, right wing thinking I want to see here in the CZ!

Hey, at least we got the Adam Pally/Casey Wilson remix of "Closing Up the Plug Bag" out of it!

So the Pixies just dropped a new single. My gut is telling me that it's a poor man's "Subbacultcha," but my gut is also very hungry. Kim seems to be singing on it, but it really doesn't sound like the Pixies LPs of old. After a few spins, it's growing on me, but I still just don't know.