If I had seen that there was an NBA Draft thread already, I wouldn't have gone off all by myself over here. And, yeah, these drafts are always compelling, especially since my teams are always at the top of them.

Watching this NBA Draft just constantly reminds me of this Onion article.

Eh, I may have overreacted. I'm generally a "wait and see" person when it comes to players I don't know much about, and I've really liked what Tristan and Dion Waiters have done so far, especially Tristan this past season. I hope this works out for the Cavs. I'd be megacrushed if it didn't.

I need help reacting to something.

What's that… metal dealy… you use to… dig… food…

You know what they say, @avclub-7d58cc22d9ed7d85decaa81e6cedee22:disqus , two is great but three's a crowd!

With a name like Graham Swearingen, you know it's gotta be true!

Hopefully I'm not too late, but I just sent out an e-mail.

No, in this case, the Marlins are fine with me. Now, if we're talking about the 97 World Series, you may be onto something.

Yessir, they are.

What are you, a fucking park ranger?

The spirit is willing, but Disqus is spongy and bruised.

That's really the only fun I have with the new Simpsons DVD releases. They've had some really far-out characters on the spines at this point, and there are still at least ten more seasons to release.

They really "brought back the heart" with this cover, after the colorless, soul-less Season 3 artwork. Yes, I'm trying to Greenblatt this cover.

Better make room next to all those copies of E.T. in the landfill for this upcoming release!
That being said, I'll probably still buy it. Being a completist has been my downfall before. If you knew how many post-Pinkerton Weezer songs I have in my iTunes library, well… too many.

I guess she's never seen Final Justice, starring Joe Don Baker.

What did you say, @avclub-c3420bfbd159b546b7ac7f38c6f7fa55:disqus ?

*wears "Shut Up Bitch" t-shirt*

Go get your Aunt Selma a beer smoothie!

Didn't see this posted here.
I don't know how valid this is, but it's, uhh… interesting, to say the least. If true, holy fucking fuck fuck shit.