Is there a joke to be made about Muslims not eating pork? I mean this in reply to Chico's post. If it's there, I can't find it, but I REALLY want to.

You don't have to answer this guy, Jorge. What you may or may not want to do with T-Pain's Vocoder's cock is nobody's business but yours, T-pain's, and his vocoder's.

Hey Bolt/Timmexo - what's the origin of X2 the Xening? Is there an actual movie title in that format?

Wow. That's actually the case, isn't it? I've gone two decades thinking that woodchucks are more or less the same thing as woodpeckers. This is an eye-opening day for me, ladies and gentlemen.

It's what certain forest birds would do to wood if they could do it to wood.

Gort is a scary dude. No arguments.

Yeah. I don't see how the whole ship wasn't just HAL's big robotic body. Just 'cause he didn't have feet?

Progenitor Post 3: Conversational Drift

Progenitor Post 2: Pedantic Boogaloo

I've considered this question long and and hard, Dick, and I'm subjecting all of you to my thoughts on it.

Have we really not gotten to Camusian yet? Or is it Camusesque?

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!

These aren't tears of sadness because you're leaving me
I've just been cutting onions
I'm making a lasagna
For one

What do you do, Fritzy?

All's fare when lovin' whores

Mr. Herpes,

When I was a kid, my shit didn't stink.

Eat Brains, Pray, Love (Apologies to Cybersibil)
The Neurovore's Dilemma (Solution = Eat brains. Not too many. Mostly humans.)
Arabian Nights of the Living Dead
Meetings with Remarkable Zombies

Too much, too many people, too much
I hate to be a Negative Nancy, and I'm totally in support of more bookiness at the AVC, but I wonder if the incredible outpouring of enthusiasm for this feature and suggestions for books might indicate that we're in over our collective heads here. I cannot imagine the total chaos…

I LOVE that you just insisted upon a bunch of people respecting academic jargon rather than a common colloquialism, and at the same time had the nerve to call everyone other than you a douchebag.