Maskdnegator - Have you ever eaten a Cheeto? We're not talking about the total cheeto-air exposure. We're talking about the external surface area that gets covered in cheese. I think it's clear from the pictures that the cheese doesn't get inside the cheeto the way water gets inside a sponge.

I'm a former student. Go Maroons!

This particular debate aside, I'd like to see that AVC Inventory of the worst things to happen in the Arts and Entertainment industries.

Newton discovered calculus by considering the rate of cheeto-mass consumption remaining constant as the size of the individual cheeto reduced to zero. Leibniz approached the same problem studying Sabor de Soledad. They wouldn't have bothered arguing the difference if it weren't for celebrity scientist endorsement…

The Catholic church's real problem with Galileo had to do with the surface area to volume ratio of communion wafers.

I love audience reactions at Doc Films. Quite possibly the best place to see a movie ever.

Mr. Denby - The Bends and Ok Computer are really good albums musically even if most of the lyrics don't sink in for a while.

@ricin - I think it's Marsales. Like Nemesis or Fecis.

Kings
I think a summary of great TV so far this year needs a nod at Kings. It's daring, it's pretty, it succeeded where years of Hebrew School failed and got me reading the bible. What more could you want in a show that's only run 3 episodes so far?

I would love to see Zooey Deschanel in a remake of Sunset Boulevard.

Bascule - I need to thank you for the image of Sam the Eagle jerking off in public. Gold!

I'm happy to say I've had a lot of sex in my life. But I've had very little sex with music playing.

Tom Hanks vs. a volcano

Dammit. The first one really wasn't there when I said "weird, my post isn't there" and posted the second.

I met a woman named Apple today. Well, I didn't meet her exactly, but I saw her name on a cup at Starbucks. It was still pretty cool.

I met someone today named Apple. I didn't meet her, really. I saw her name on a cup at Starbucks. But it was pretty cool anyway.

Men like boobs.

I invented the term "Man Date." I'd invited a soon-to-be friend of mine out to have dinner and talk philosophy. We realized after plans were made that it happened to be February 14th. Our girlfriends (who, yeah, TOTALLY existed) were pretty bummed about it, but what could we do? Plans had been made.