Kirk Cameron instead of Kirk Douglas.

I'm gonna watch it for the cast.

So the backlash
against the Diablo Cody backlash has arrived? What convenient timing.

Ah. So your hopefulness had everything to do with a horror rated R, with none of the other information like the writer/director/cast? If that were my case, I too would have been hoping this didn't suck.

Thinkin' back to when I used to have sardines for dinner
Please tell me the ghost of Mr B.I.G. makes an appearance in this small Island town.

This actually sounds worse
than the Diablo Cody movie. Come on, say something nice about Arriaga! You might as well make it sound like he's got at least as much talent as the hack next door.

Why? I thought everyone on the internet was jumping up and down screaming "FAIL!" at this one.

Those would all be awesome. Think the ska gateways to geekery should also include 3rd Wave?

Iranian art cinema sounds good, but is it really that difficult to get into Kurosawa? Most people who would be interested already know where to start w/ Yojimbo, Sanjuro, etc., and from them you can go practically anywhere in his oeuvre and enjoy.

In
Perpetuity

So Conservatism is dead in the same way that Hip Hop is.

Plastic Surgery
Would have already altered her tear ducts.

So this is what I heard about on the tail end of that NPR segment.
Yep.

Contrarian Opinion
Mr. Snob, I believe this sounds quite good.

What a frigid bitch. Oh, wait, 19th century England.

@kjohnson: Spielberg and several other 90s directors' lack of success can be chalked up to a few words: The Tom Cruise Curse. Allow me to explain: John Woo: Awesome. Mission Impossible 2: Not Awesome, but starring Cruise. Every Woo movie since: Also, not awesome. Spielberg: Pretty Awesome. Minority Report: Not…

O'Neil was on the fish version of Special K, that's why the buzz was so thoroughly killed.

Pirates des Caraibes: Le Royaume du crane de cristal

Actually, Mishka, you can start the Harry Potters pretty much any time in the first couple of books. That's what I did. YES I AM THAT GANGSTA. RESPECT, BITCHES.

I'm holding out hope that Cut Copy will become one of those bands.