Keanu Reeves soul never danced, but we should still shoot him again.

Hell yes, Tyler Perry wants that to happen. In Perry's world, there's enough schmaltz and lowbrow bullshit for everyone! You know how there's 500 channels of cable and nothing on? Perry, Engvall, and Cable Motherfucker want to fill ALL OF THEM.

No movie riding real high, today…
… but it seems there were a lot more solid, consistent flicks. Looking forward to a lot of these.

Brazil and Time Bandits, both.

Land of the Dead was terrible, and not just because I sobered up halfway through. So… Bad.

The Road
Still looking forward to your thoughts on that tomorrow— next to A Serious Man it's the movie for which I have the most anticipation.

Yeah, his accent in the trailer is really going in and out. Maybe they should have just gotten Hugh Laurie.

I take it…
… that this movie does not have anal rape with a shotgun, played for laughs?

So, really, you never had a thorough felching and just had lots of anal sex in exchange for placebos. Right?

Wadsworth is the killer. He is also Mr. Body.

Maybe Heslov could have just had a chat with Spike Jonze instead. He doesn't radiate so much prickishness, and could have said plenty about 3 Kings. Also, Clooney probably still wouldn't recognize him.

Does Pat Robertson use that many props?

Game, set, and match.

Yeah, I was also kind of hoping that it would be pretty awesome. There's plenty of decent material in the theme, but I really have trouble dealing with shitty soundtracks and V.O.s. I'll probably end up seeing it, but maybe the director should have taken some more cues from another Clooney war "comedy", Three Kings?

Feyd gonna get shivved, yo!

Double up pass pass.

Whicker doesn't use bags, but troughs of dicks.

They should also refrain from using her character's name.

They should also refrain from using her character's name.

They should also refrain from using her characters name.