That DOES sound like a fantastic party. Hell, just Fessenden and Goldthwait and the Kessler would be excellent.

Aw, shit. I was hoping to try and catch it if it hit an Indie Cinema out in Western Mass. Balls.

DOOM as Doom! BOTH DOOM AND DOOM SHOULD HAVE THEIR NAMES ECHO INTO ETERNITY AS RICHARDS IS POWERLESS TO SAVE THE HUMAN RACE!

What, really? Where is that?

Does this mean M.F. Doom is now infringing on Disney?
Strange.

Totally on board for Pixar Moon Knight.

Love the speed run leaderboard. Since the review already put the Metroid comparisons out there, one of my favorite parts of Super Metroid was doing the speed run to the finish— nearly minimal in terms of % completion, but completely awesome if you're trying to play the thing like a quick drop mission.

Novak… buzz not killed. Lucie… buzz killed. And then the buzz from some of Novak's death, that little bump of a buzz… also killed. Not often a great jazz player is still around, and less often that one lives so long…

What a catch-22…

Count Chocula.

Claire, it's okay. Bobcat is magic. That's what happens.

…and she's all out of gum
Always sounds better in John St. John's voice.

Mr. Pinnacle, as I said before, his commencement speech was his finest hour.

I'd go see "Fruit Fuckers: The Movie"…

Those foolish fools!

Also: Goddamn it I love this movie. And I have since I was about 12.

I know it's already been put up here, but…

Italian futurism WAS better, Kurzwiel IS a hack, but that doesn't mean that futurism isn't an awesome subject. I really do think a Gateways to Geekery, at least, is in order.

Also, as soon as you hit a period of time where your girl/boyfriend goes out of town, and your phone usage rises correspondingly, Virgin fucking reams your ass.

"Alien trash" is pretty weak… perhaps "Cut-Rate Cuthuloids"?