This pales in comparison to other movie parodies.

Careful with that Brimley feller.

Some of my best friends are cancers.

"Radiation Vibe" FTW.

GOOP. Make it grrrrrreat.

There's canceraids all up in this bitch.

Tattooine…. Shit.

El Santo wins the internets for the rest of the month.

wtf is inception lol
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What the fuck is Inception? Laughing out loud.
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Gentlemen!
We do NOT wave our genitals at one another to make a point!

Worthington?
More like Worthless-lington, amirite?

The cure is the beast with two backs.

In other news…
…I finally got around to renting The Road, but the movie's so dark I can't see jack shit.

I am the walrus.

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Filming ahead will wrap ahead of schedule and under budget. Involves decent script, decent acting, decent photography, decent score, octogenarian actor-turned-director in good condition. 60% chance of Morgan Freeman. 100% chance of Oscar nomination.

Dazed and Confused!

Did you ever read that Lifetime novel… about that woman…?

Filming involves period costumes/set design. DO NOT ENTER.

Eat Pray Queef
In a fit of uncontrolled masochistic curiosity, I clicked on the iTunes sample of that Eddie Vedder song from the soundtrack, and was immediately reminded why I haven't listened to Pearl Jam since 1994.

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Beware of shaggy-dog storytelling.