What about Kummand'N Awfi$a MrrEEEN Grownde Fo'sys Gwantannamo' Bey Kyuba Boy Tell 'Em?

Ithe-T in da hithouthe.

Bill Hicks Loves Bush
(The President, Not The Pussy)

In other words, Gerard Butler is Russell Crowe.

I just hope they don't steal some of my excellent remake ideas:
 
Raiders of the Lost Ark, starring James Purefoy
 
Die Hard, starring Dane Cook
 
A Fistful of Dollars, starring Josh Hartnett
 
Straw Dogs, starring James Marsden and Kate Bosworth

With New Wave hairdos
I want girls

In a world…
…where no one has a sense of humor….

Bromancing the Studio

I didn't make a blanket statement, Guy Who Makes Kneejerk Responses After Admitting He Didn't Even Read the Post To Which He's Responding.

It's the contrarian desire to be noticed for having a different opinion, even if that opinion is fundamentally stupid and lacking in humanity.

You have to remember, though, that Jay was born in the late '60s, and he's about 5 years older than most of the MCs you mention. He's closer in age to Run-DMC than to OutKast.

"Sounds so soulful, don't you agree?"
Thanks for pointing that out, Jigga, but Otis is not Jaz-O. He doesn't need a hype man.

PAUL SIMONON FOUND SHOT DOWN ON PAVEMENT WITH HAND ON TRIGGER OF GUN

Mr. Willis, you of all people should know that Sean O'Neal is currently undergoing treatment at a mental facility, because he is crazy as a road lizard. He also got fat, but he says he's sorry and he will slim down.

"Come, Come, Ye Saints"

Reasons I Hate Scarface
Everyone knows that the best approach to a story about cocaine in the disco era is quiet restraint.

I memorized the complete works of Proust while I was still in the womb.

WHAT???
Today fucking sucks.

LIBBY PHELPS…
…is kinda hot.

Reiner's last watchable movie was A Few Good Men.