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Every time a new Radiohead album comes out…
…I'm always reminded of this Texas Travesty headline from a few years back:

In Socialist Kansas, Wayward Son Carries YOU!

I'm on the Adopt-A-Highway to Hell.

Bunny Never Sleeps

Look Who's Abiding, Too

Now this is the situation, Ringo:
Normally, your ass would be dead as fuckin' fried chicken.

I'd like to into Meg White.

Aww, somebody's still mad the Hinder concert got canceled.

Now, a neighborhoood gringo like me ain't supposed to be gettin' no manufactured controversy like this. God DAMN! This is some CIRQUE DE SOLEIL manufactured controversy!

As far as Top 40 is concerned, I don't remember rock music EVER dominating the Billboard charts in my lifetime.

Popular music is alive and well.
But as far as "Rock & Roll" is concerned, you're probably right. Between record stores and iTunes, I bought a shitload of great music this year…but very little of it was new rock.

It means, "The Rock, The."

I still think Season 1 was pretty great.

I'm sure it's been said, but…
Top Five:

I'm disappointed he didn't play "The Penis Song".

SPIDER-MAN:
You're tearing me APART, harness!

Attack Of The Goats

Horny?

Will this increasingly erratic behavior include nude oil-wrestling? Then count me in.

Damn you, Caballero, for thinking of that one before I did.