I weren't jokin', bitch.

He already mentioned Glenn Beck and Bill O'Reilly.

BEEF WELLINGTON FACT: JANIS JOPLIN MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE EATEN BEEF WELLINGTON AT SOME POINT IN HER LIFE.

No, I am not Prince Hamlet
Though I did play him once
Am an unrepentant ass, one that will do
To swell an upper lip, knock out a tooth or two

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Hey Joss —

Mr. T vs. fools who disrespect their mothers:

Say it ain't so, Jeong.

Disclaimer:
Not a firstie attempt. Just the obligatory Mel Gibson reference.

Yadda yadda yadda…
…but you will suck me first.

Minutemen vs. Carl Orff
50 Cent vs. Jane Birkin
Turbonegro vs. Skye Sweetnam
Thom Yorke's voice vs. any hint of sexuality
Mindy McCready vs. Mindy McCready
Liz Phair vs. my fucking ears

"Nancy"….

He's just doing Hung so he can finance a serious, gritty feature film about a homeless male escort with an incredibly large penis.

The story is ludicrous.

@ Too Much Time:

Ned Ryerson!

Jennifer Love Hewitt
Kudos, Nabin, on coining the phrase "secretary-rock". But you overlooked the most priceless lyric of the whole song:

@ Adolph:
Normally I'd agree with you, but Glenn Beck suffers from the same condition as Spencer Pratt, so I think that disqualifies him from this particular list.

Get thee behind me, Satan!

I think it's neither (a) nor (b), but (c): Tits that lactate sugar.