There's marriage all up in this bitch.

Wow has successfully followed the first rule of trolling: Write what you know.

100 Years of Nosferatu

Some of those Photoshop forums over at SomethingAwful are actually pretty goddamn funny. I'd say there's at least one coffee table book's worth of the good shit.

Heartlander II: The Huckening

He hath loosed the fateful lightning
Of His terrible swift sword all up in this bitch.

In spite of his unending appeal among West Virginia voters, his correspondence with the Klan in the 1940s was indeed the source of a mothafuckin' ruckus.

Early morning, April 4
Shot rings out in the Memphis sky and stuff

Shit! How long have I been getting that wrong?

That's the shit part of being a member of the legendary Wu-Tang.

Forget it, guys.

I don't think anyone would accuse the Fifth Element of being "smart."

It's usually used in a derogatory way, the implication being that movie couples should not meet in excessively cute ways.

I appreciate your situation, Inigo. I have my own "sensitive" topics, as does everyone else.

CRAVAT!

London Olympic Mascots
I found some leaked footage of the Opening Ceremony rehearsal:

(Tyra Tyra tyras tyra.)

Tom Petty doesn't care about plaque, people.

Tell you what….
The both a' youse can grab one of my (books), you mother(father) (Chinese dentist)!

Apparently my little nod to the other Del Toro's current predicament went riiiiiiiight over someobody's head.