Did I read that right?
SIX FUCKING YEARS???

He'll quit you. Quit you for real.

EXT — PEARLY GATES — DAY

I called this one yesterday…
…and goddamned if it doesn't suck to be right.

@ Elitist Trash:

Like I needed another reason to not be a fan of Paramore.

@ Coldstream:
YOU LIE!!! and that's pretty damn funny.

CRAZY BITCH
I never heard this song until y'all mentioned it.

My money's on Dennis Hopper.

In other news, Tugger shot 'imself again.

RIDLEY SCOTT:
You know, that was the time I was most frightened, waitin' for the returns…. So, $237 million went in the budget. $36 million come out and Iron Man took the rest, May the 16th, 2010…. Anyway, we delivered a bomb.

He makes sun and moon in the sky.
The earth is spinning because of his laughter.

That photo at the top…
…is the least-flattering image of Beyonce that I've ever seen. Her face looks like the fat guy in Remember the Titans.

That first Sum 41 album was the tits, I don't give a fuck what anyone else says.

Bible! The Sitcom:
"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses," My Dad Says.

They're fucking done, professionally.

Instructions for making a Megan Fox:

It's not a real KFC candle unless the inhalation of the scent literally clogs your arteries. Accept no substitute.

Jug-jigga, jug-jigga, jug-jigga, JUG JUG!!!!

Fuck! I forgot:
Mellish, in Saving Private Ryan.