From my actual twitter account:
"Rude Alexander Payniacs who lampooned Angelina Jolie. Ungallant. Smug. Obnoxious. Just like The Descendants."
Suddenly I care about etiquette at Award Shows, when I actively yelled things at actors at the last New York Film Critics Circle Awards. Dave has made apologies for my behavior…

Bridesmaids is the reason feminism is dead. Frat girls win by conforming to masculine archetypes and burying the feminine identity.

You did wonderfully. That sounds almost exactly like something I actually said about the movie.

The Room is too misogynistic to be a great film, despite a compelling lead performance by Tommy Wiseau.

I feel like I'm on a roll today.

The Delocated ad was a masterpiece of artistic advertising. It provocatively spoke to modern America's still present homophobic fears by challenging them to accept the provocative ad that straddled the sides of this site. When it was driven away by the complaints of the gay hating hipster majority, I cried myself to…

Rick Santorum
Rick Santorum
Rick Santorum
Gay pornography sites
The US Army
Delocated
Clint Eastwood Super Bowl Detroit Chrysler

Peets Coffee? Boring! I want to see some interesting ads!  Santorum Santorum Santorum Santorum Santorum Santorum Santorum Santorum Santorum Santorum Santorum Santorum Santorum

Let's give everybody the Santorum one! Santorum, Santorum, Santorum, Santorum, Santorum, Santorum, Santorum, Santorum, Santorum, Santorum, Santorum.
Is that how it works?
Edit: If we play our cards right, we can control what ads we see. This could be a fun game.

Your discussions always seem to carry the implication that you are rich people with pools, yes.

Wow, now they are advertising Bible studies. The ads really know how to reach their intended audience. The people here are very Christian.

That film was a marvelous cinematic achievement! Your artistic use of ballet dancers really showed up the careerism of Darren Arronofsky's Black Swan! Your sense of visual artistry is impeccable for a first time director!

It would probably be less funny than the real Tree of Life.

Oh, Christ no. Not that bullshit again. I spit on that film. I puke on you!

Meh. Dr. Strangelove is fine, but it's not up to the brilliance of the Smith's Ask.

They'd probably fuck it up, but I'm going to say my favorite movie of all time A.I: Artificial Intelligence.

No way Jose.

Semi-bored: Notoriety doesn't pay the bills, I'm afraid. Dave is a crucial ally in the quest to kill Hoberman,but mostly we're close friends and companions. We share everything, including our bodies.

Hang the DJ, Hang the DJ, Hang the DJ, Hang the DJ
Hang the DJ Hang the DJ Hang the DJ

Burn down the disco
Hang the blessed DJ
Because the music they constantly play
Says nothing to me about my life