I hate hipsters. Oh Lord, how I hate them. My hatred is so strong it stands like a dam against a tide of snark and cynicism. But it's no longer enough. I feel empty, cold. I don't know how much longer I can stand against the tide of hipsterism that has infected and perverted our discourse.

I'm so very lonely.

Closet Homie: I bet you have a small dick

I get the spoils cause the victor is me, me n*gga
You an actor, you not who you depicted to be

We already live in a grim cyberpunk future…

Great choice, though I lean more towards Mission Impossible if we're going with Action Pictures.

The Oscars have long been a force for evil, but they have only grown worse with every passing year.

I should have mine soon.

It seems like Anonymous is able to penetrate anything.

HOW DARE YOU MOCK SPIELBERG'S WORLD DEFINING VISION! YOU MUST SUFFER THE WRATH OF GOD, WHO (SPOILER ALERT) IS SPIELBERG! ROT IN HELL HIPSTER!

As much as I hate the Academy, I have to give them some credit for pissing off hipsters by rightfully rebuking the atrocious art flick monstrosities  of Drive and The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo.

This is an excellent premise for a documentary! It could use empathy as a social weapon against patriarchy and sexism as well as media exploitation in the age of the hipster! But who to direct?  Jared Hess or Wes Anderson maybe?

That picture is definitely better than many of the nominees. At the very least I would prefer it winning to The Help or The Artist.

BLAST OFF! SEE YOU IN HELL OSCARS!

The Oscars have attempted to rape art and destroy thinking in order to foster capitalistic oppression of the working classes in an Orwellian nightmare of greed and power. It is high time for them to be destroyed by an egalitarian social movement.

LET'S HACK THE HACKS!

Shitty Oscar nominees: The Tree of Life, The Descendants, Hugo, The Artist, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close, Midnight in Paris, The Help, Moneyball
Excellent Oscar nominees: War Horse

OCCUPY THE KODAK THEATRE!

I have to give the Academy some credit for not nominating Tilda Swinton or Michael Fassbender.

WE'RE GOING TO HACK THE GODDAMNED OSCARS, THEN WE'RE GOING TO BURN THEM DOWN