Rocky over Taxi Driver is when I lost faith in the Oscars.

The Help is a shit-pie, but War Horse is a game changing masterpiece. Shame on you for not being able to differentiate between shit and art.

If Anonymous hacks the Oscars I might finally be forced to support them.

The Academy's snub of Serkis is proof that the Oscars exist only to celebrate the success and careers of Hollywoods most powerful.

The Oscars snubbed Spielberg BECAUSE THEY HATE HIM AND JESUS!

It's the equivalent of Roman Polanski dying while having sex with a teenager. Attending Sundance voluntarily, and not because as a critic you have to, is a mortal sin.

I feel bad for him, since dying at Sundance is an almost sure way to go to hell. God's mercy cannot reach you in such an evil place.

She did manage to be delightfully delusional and somewhat entertaining in one of the worst films of the year.

Viola Davis is the modern version of Jim Crow. We need a new civil rights movement to get rid of her.

Are you implying the horse was a metaphor for black people? I can't see how such a metaphor could be construed as racist, seeing as the horse endures incredible suffering with dignity and courage. In fact, I like your interpretation of the film. Thank you for enhancing my interpretation of Spielbergs masterpiece.

Pulp Fiction can't be tarnished, because it was already Trash!! I wasn't the world's biggest Forrest Gump fan, but it was still a metric fuck ton more worthy than Tarantino's masturbation session.
Edit: And yes, you are sorry.

EL&IC—>Winnie the Pooh
Descendants—>Jack and Jill

Hugo is a cancer in the world of cinephelia, that is eating movies from the inside. Those who enjoy it are confessing to a feeling of hatred and contempt for film.

Moneyball is certainly shit, though I wouldn't attach a "the" to that sentence.

A trillion likes for you sir! Oh, happy day! Have I finally met someone on the AV Club who can appreciate the game changing revolution of Spielbergs technique? Movies will never be the same again after War Horse and Tintin.

Even a stopped clock is right twice a day…

Ugh, that dog was the most "adorable" part of a movie that was too motherfucking "adorable" to begin with. I want to kill it, stuff it, and carry it around with me to terrify my enemies.

Dragon Tattoo did suffer from Return of the King-itis, but it also suffered from Gaga-itis. It was impossible for me not to think about stupid Lady Gaga during that whole movie. The movie was like one big Gaga video. If David Fincher had actually cast Gaga as Lisbeth, I might have had to give him some credit for…

I don't know if they are suitably wild, but I accused plenty of people of racism on the Kanye West thread just the other day.

Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol is the best action movie since Transporter 3! You may have already seen it though.