Maybe he'll win the coveted WC Fields award…

Between this review and the "Now Hear This" SNL story yesterday, The AV Club does an insightful job covering the bookends of Costello's career.  I just have one question: judging by the two pictures, how big will his nose eventually get?

Great.  I'll have "Alex the Seal" running through my head all day.

"as erotic as putting together a pre-fab bookcase."  I wondered why you got banned from Ikea.

ALWAYS pick Loni Anderson over Louie Anderson.  Always.

Once you read something, you can't unread it.

I predict great thing from this Newhart guy.

Went to the Small Press Expo in Bethesda MD on Saturday and got to meet Rep. John Lewis, who was signing and talking about "March", his graphic novel autobiography.  The word "Hero" has lost some of it's meaning (see "Guitar Hero"), but he's the real thing.  I almost started to cry when I had him sign my book.

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I dropped acid once - burnt my foot.

First off - save up some money and buy yourself some capital letters and puncuation.

My first media exposure to Fuck was in music.  Lennon's 'Working Class Hero' (rumor had it a local DJ played the song and got fired), and Nilsson's 'You're Breaking My Heart' - a goofy fuck you break up song.  Much later, a Little Feet bootleg has Lowell George telling the story of meeting Howin' Wolf: George: Hey…

Eat it raw!

I went to a relativly small Catholic high school (graduating class had around 100 students). In senior year, one guy, for a sociology project, surveyed anyone in senior class.  We had to list our 3 best friends in class.  He told me later he figured the results would show the class splitting into the traditional…

I always figure the series would end after Kimball personally convinces every one in the United States of his innocence, then gives himself up and somehow wins a retrial, which becomes a mistrial when they can't find an impartial jury.

I bet your face was red - although that was probably due to all the blood.

Todds parents did it.  Then they ate it for Supper.  Jesus told them to.

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"I was a hopeless square in high school. You know this."

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