Thank you, Jimmy Thinks, thank you.

"OK, Walt, drop the gun."
"Put your hands up."
"Walk towards me."
"Stop."
"Turn around."
"Put your hands on your head."
"Lace your fingers."
"Walk backwards towards me."
"Hop on one foot."
"Recite the alphabet backwards, starting with V."
"Now rub your stomach and pat your head at the same time."

"Fuck You" TV Episodes.  Sounds like an AV Club Inventory, begging to be written.

I don't know, his last film, "Much Ado About Nothing" handled romance pretty well, even though he used an outside writer.

Welcome, friend.

How to Avoid Getting Blown Up
1) Don't give out your Address
2) Keep your opinions about Joss Whedon to yourself, heretic.

Weasel!

How could I forget John Fahey?  "Hyattsville Blues" (I grew up in Hyattsville), all those long winded song titles that mentioned landmarks from home ("The Downfall Of The Adelphi Rolling Grist Mill "; "Sunset in Prince George's County").  Apparently at one point he was dating someone who lived on my street.  Maybe…

There are 2 nice Mary Chapin Carpenter songs - "Mary's Land" and "Down At The Twist & Shout" - but she may be too country to qualify.

Wait a minute - Michagan and Maryland have the same tune for their state anthems?

Awww…now I'm depressed.  Thanks a lot.

What a great State motto: "Ohio - Tainted by the Stink of Limbaugh."

In a later entry I mentioned Newman's Baltimore and a song called Blue Skies Over Dundalk by Mary Prankster.  Here's a harder question: Can anyone name a Maryland song that ISN'T a Baltimore song?

I am from Maryland.  As temping as Randy Newman's "Baltimore" is, I am going for Mary Prankster's "Blue Skies Over Dundalk."  I could try to explain it, but all I could say is you had to have been there.

Don't blame me, Louisiana, I voted for Pappy O'Daniel.

We don't have the option.

Judging by the comments I've read, it looks like Mrs. RealName and I aren't the only ones having trougle understanding the dialogue.

There are things, once seen, that can't be unseen…I did enjoy the book, however.

Please please please can you continue "Todd’s embarrassing story corner" even after you run out of episodes to review?

Is that the book that had the nude photo of David Frost?