speaking of the covers of patrick mcgrath books, the woman on the cover of dr. haggard's disease looks a lot like two of my ex-girlfriends simultaneously (while neither of them really looks like the other). i think i bought that book before i met either of them and read it after breaking up with both. it made reading…

yeah, i thought it was pretty clearly implied that bayliss was going to kill himself. but it has been a while since i saw that movie.

michael weston
whenever i see him i think: "don't lie to my dog!"

my friend
once said the name sloane sounds like a word for how a slug moves: it sloanes. not terribly pertinent, granted, but it still makes me laugh.

the only constant in the universe is entropy; life is the aberration. is entropy order? depends how you look at it.

oh right - internet.

trash is closing??
damn! first volt, now trash - what's an aspiring southwestern connecticut punk to do? go to gerosa's?

a garage?
well la dee dah, mister french man!

fact
i've made many things that look like that before.

TROLL FIGHT!

i heard all scotsmen are born with clan tartan birthmarks on their backs, which fade as they get older. true?

I WAS
under the impression that one of today's releases would line up with yesterday's feature, but i can't figure out which one it's supposed to be. the kooks? phantom planet? anyone know enough about BJM to comment on this new album's place in their legacy?

i have to admit, i also want to know what love is. foreigner and i have something in common.

"every shining time you arrive" is my default answer for all-time favorite song. it's just perfect.

why not
just air the second part on friday? what the hell does abc even air on friday? what do they air any night that's one tenth as good as lost?

oh my god. you guys, do not go to that website. it made my computer sentient! and once that happened, it immediately began mocking me for the gigs and gigs of dirty pictures and videos i keep on it.

you're right, he IS cute! i don't know if he's on that site, but i'm going to go look RIGHT NOW!

also, they all can read, from the sound of it.

Jay: alas, my gastronomic rapacity knows no satiety.

more of dracula's daughter
here: http://youtube.com/watch?v=…