Those 150-in-one projects were terrific (I think mine was merely 130-in-one), but I always remember the one I could never get to work: a keyboard that you drew on paper in lead pencil and somehow got to emit actual tones.

"… You're WHAT?"
"Aaaaaaaalll stock! DISCOUNTED!"
♫ "Radio Shack - baby, Radio Shack - baby …" ♫

'Big and tall tye dye store'.

Has that ever happened? I'd love to see Alex Trebek attempting to look contrite.

My local mall still has a Barnes and Noble. I never thought I'd look at the place with gentle nostalgia rather than loathing, but there you go.

We had a video store in our town that actually did turn out to be a front for drug dealers.

lol wtf is a radio shack

OK, you have to admit that Ben Kingsley as Hamid Karzai is a brilliant piece of casting.

A guy who eats nothing but steak and burgers? You can probably barely see him through the haze of methane in the Oval Office.

I'll have you know they're called Teddii. It rhymes with Jedi.

LYNDA CARTER OR GTFO.

Woozle wuzzle?

Or the time it turned out Bart was an autistic boy and the whole Simpsons universe existed only in his head?

They need something more like the music business, which counts ten streams of an artist's song as an 'album sale' because people apparently don't buy actual albums anymore.

THE RATINGS ARE NOT WHAT THEY SEEM.

If they're only basing it on live watches, that's ridiculous. For one thing, I got the times mixed up and ended up having to watch on a delay. I doubt I'm the only one.

And why doesn't Batman dance anymore? Remember the Batusi? Hot. Cha. Hot. Cha.

My mind instantly went to James. Honestly, I have no idea what they'll do with this character, but if he did run off with some pseudo film noir dame, it would be kind of hilarious.

Plus, it makes for a good transition piece from Mellon Collie to Adore.

Rammstein are a band that sound cool and menacing when they sing in German, but vaguely hilarious when they sing in English.