If we're talking funny, we're talking Cockfosters.

There is, as a matter of fact - Gillian Armstrong's quartet Fourteen's Good, Eighteen's Better (1980), Bingo, Bridesmaids and Braces (1988), Not Fourteen Again (1996), and Love, Lust & Lies (2009)

"I’ll pretend that you’re grown up if you pretend that I am.”

Not yet …

Let me see if I can find one of those articles about the sex ads that popped up on the Cleveland Craigslist during the GOP convention …

Hey, I have an arts degree! I'll have you know that it has helped me win many, many pub quizzes. So long as I also have a person interested in sports on my table. Ahem.

I said something similar upthread. It just seems like another variation of male dominance to me, and not a very pleasant one.

I would legit read a column about the most boring fetishes. People who get off on having all their socks arranged in a neat row in their bottom drawer and stuff like that.

I offered my theory downthread (tl;dr - I see it as a male dominance thing, 'I assert my control by letting other males have sex with a woman who will always return to me, thereby dominating both her and them') but the fact that so many other folks have completely different but equally cromulent theories is…

I hate how 'alt' gives them some kind of agency, as if they're a more modern, switched-on variety of prejudiced f**kwad.

I'm not sure I see it as a liberation thing at all. In all of these examples, it's the man who initiated or wanted to initiate it. It feels uncomfortably like having a woman on a leash whose length he determines.

To his credit, he did dress up as Obi Wan Ken Boney for Halloween.

He stopped?

This story is much funnier if you picture the Tennessee judge as Foghorn Leghorn.

Buckle up, buckaroos!

Well, he has demonstrated an interest in severed ears in the past …

Another possible wormhole leading off from this: the Salish Lodge was used as the exterior for the Great Northern Hotel in Twin Peaks.

IT'S TIME TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH …

If it turns out Hitler was an alien who liked to track down old stuff to sell at exhorbitant prices, their year is made.

"'American Pickers' is like, totally about old stuff! And 'Ancient Aliens', it's right there in the title, man! And 'Ozzy and Jack's World Detour' - Ozzy Ozbourne is super old!"