If you've never tried Fruity Lexia, you don't really know hell.

Surely neither of those are real names? It's just someone's idea of a stupid joke, like 'Wolf Blitzer'.

Friends Don't Let Friends Drink The Beer In Hell (Cos It's Warm)

#OneTruePairing

He was also a notable advocate of film preservation, a cause that's close to my heart. He was the president of the UCLA Film and Television Archive for a couple of years (and having used the facilities there recently, I can confirm that they're amazing) and a board member of the National Film Preservation Board. Every…

We both know he would. And he'd probably cast his daughter as Dante and Lily-Rose Depp as Randal, too.

It was hardly in ideal conditions (a long haul flight with a whole bunch of turbulence), but setting that aside - pretty good, is the answer. It ran a little long, but I remember thinking that the first time around, too.

Gee, that's sad news. I just watched LA Confidential for the first time in ages a few weeks ago.

UPDATE, 5:32PM: No, Facebook. This still has absolutely nothing to do with Jennifer Aniston. Stop with the 'hilarious' gifs and move on.

I canaht tell you, it's confidential.

Don't go giving anyone ideas.

Brangelinaren't.

What is it with PA and weird names? Who names a town 'King of Prussia'?

Then there was that Olympic swimmer named Misty Hymen …

Forget cities, Oregon wins by default. The Beaver State!

The only trouble with those two is that it's so difficult to come up with a relationship portmanteau for them. Whanks? Winks? Hanson?

Slim Shady!

Once something's been done by both David Bowie and Crispin Glover, I really don't know why anyone else would bother.

Having them be played by Yo La Tengo in I Shot Andy Warhol was genius.

But that whole 'being a massive stoner' thing - that I can buy.