CRISPIN GLOVER DID IT

Whenever he sings, it just comes out as garbled Simlish.

First Hiddleswift, then Brangelina - who next? DeGeneRossi? SmithPinkettSmith? Baconwyck? Burtkarris ???

Tabloids have been publishing that same story every couple of months for about a decade. Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

There was no net benefit for her.

Plus, the musical numbers were a no-no. She can't hold a tuna.

So what you're saying is they need to find salmon else?

Oh no, what borderline inedible candy will people make quirky sculptures out of next Easter?

Are you talking about the first season or the second one? The first was completely unwatchable. The second, where they completely remade the show from the ground up, was actually OK I thought.

Wow, keep Tubezone away from … everything, really.

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Where Has All The Flour Gone?

It wasn't just comic books that bubbled during the 90s. What about all those Franklin Mint collectable celebrity plates and die-cast models?

Stoppard would certainly have to be up there. By 'good', we don't necessarily mean 'consistently good'. Albee certainly had his ups and downs, career-wise, and so has Stoppard, but I'm never merely uninterested in their work. To me, that's more important than consistency.

Got in right ahead of me.

Wasn't it Kelley Deal who had the drug issues? And Kim is strictly straight edge because she had to watch her twin sister come close to drugging herself into oblivion?

'Parumpa-pum-pum' is the most blatantly sexual refrain since "Louie Louie."

I was briefly friends with a hardcore evangelical when I was in grade school. She gave me the full lecture about how KISS stood for 'Kids in Satan's Service' and whatnot.

Done and done.