'ABC To Be Known Simply As AC From Now On'

The comments section is 1000 different iterations of "What the ever-loving heck is this clickbaity crap?' And rightly so.

OMG YOU GUYS HIS ALTER EGO'S NAME IS JUST HIS NAME SPELLED BACKWARDS !!!?!!11!

My theory is that they're flooding Newswire so we'll all start talking about something other than Daria's thigh gap.

" 'The Onion'? Guess we're affiliated with the Food Network or something? Huh."

The message here is that we should all feel bad about liking anything.

Interesting username/comment synergy here.

Someone needs to do this with seasons 6-9 of The Office.

Very true. Looking back on most of my favourite albums, it tends to be the ones that took a while to grow on me that became my favourites in the end. There's a lot to unpack on this album.

There's nothing wrong with beautiful background music. Ask Brian Eno.

He's a great answer to a trivia question that goes: "Name an actor who appeared both in Twin Peaks and Red Dwarf."

Yes. The last 50 pages are just 'All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy' over and over again.

Or that those people looked at the utter crap that was in front of them and went "Here's our next bestseller!"

Bored People Drink Dr Pepper and Make Jokes on the AV Club

I'll say this for Leo - I can't imagine him phoning it in like De Niro has done for the past 15 years. He chooses his projects well and commits to them wholeheartedly. I can't imagine a Meet the Fockers in his filmography.

He's certainly getting to that same too-rich-to-give-a-shit, hanging-out-on-his-own-desert-island stage, though.

Wait, could anything have been less mercenary than The Island of Dr Moreau?

And now it's between the devil and the Depp blue sea …

Or Skeet Ulrich. Truly, the late 90s was the Time of the Lesser Depps.

Serious question: is Depp now officially our generation's Marlon Brando? I ask that as a fan, and an increasingly depressed one at that.