I have a bunch of relatives from Pittsburgh, and the accent doesn't bother me, but the first time they referred to me as 'yinz' I had absolutely no idea what was going on.

It's just as bad in young guys. It's that raaaspy waaay they taaaalk as if everything's liiiiike so boring that you can't be bothered to liiiike open your throat the whole waaaay.

Oh, not this again.

My distinct feeling was "I'm about ten years too old for this".

Hemlock Grove got three seasons. You make a strong point.

If you say "Shantel Van Santen" three times into a mirror at midnight, the Virgin Mary will appear and say "Dude, is that name made up?"

Guy has one helluva case of Resting Bitch Face.

And, to take a step back: if your Dad sat you down to tell you a story for nine seasons, which would you prefer:

Two turntables and a microphone?

Here, let me fix that:

Act now and you get a naked farting boner corpse with a weird thing for horses.

Harry Potter And The Three Business Shirts For $50 Sale At Nordstrom Rack

If this play were about how working at the Ministry of Magic is suspiciously like working at Dunder Mifflin, I'd totally see it.

#NotAllPeople

Well, at least this wasn't about how great a couple Marshall and Lilly were, because towards the end I just wanted to slap them both.

They're as cold as ice.

The Cronaco! It's like a cross between a churro, a donut, a taco, and flesh-eating diabetes!

Someone at a book signing I went to straight-up asked Lev Grossman "So, did you intend for Penny to be such a turd?" and his answer, equally straight up, was "Hell, yes. I hate him as much as you do."

He's lost a lot of weight since he played the Tin Man in The Wizard of Oz.

Great, I can't wait to see references to this show appearing in the Trending panel on Facebook, right above 'Some Kardashian Or Another Appears in Photo Wearing New Lipgloss'.