The header picture makes me giggle like a little girl. Am I a bad person?

I know what a professional fluffer is. Therefore, I don't want to know what a professional clapper is.

They turned Penny from a fat mopey punk into a hot Indian guy. They can easily turn a creepy fox into a creepy Roman god or something.

… and here we have the whole situation neatly summed up.

Don't put these images in my head.

A horse getting high on glue? That's morbid man. Really dark.

Though I still haven't seen it, the way the trailer makes it looks like a YouTube supercut of classic film moments does not fill me with confidence.

The super-sappiness of the last 20 minutes really put a dampener on it for me, too. If they'd ended it right after the prisoner swap, it would have been a much stronger film.

Also, DiCaprio is due an Oscar. If he wins, it will be one of those 'unofficial-lifetime-achievement-award' type wins.

Those 'medical' marijuana dispensaries at Venice are pretty hilarious. Yup, serious doctors do dance around with giant foam marijuana leaf hats.

I'm still tossing up whether to bother seeing it. On one hand, I'm a sucker for anything set during the studio era. On the other hand, I'm the only person I know who loathes everything the Coens ever did except for Barton Fink, which I only kind of liked.

Interesting take on Anomalisa. I've loved some of Kaufman's other films, but I feel no desire to see this one. As soon as I heard about it, my gut feeling was that the concept was a little too cute. It's always a danger with his work. What I liked most about Being John Malkovich is that it was so matter-of-fact about…

This sounds like just about the most Peter Greenawayist thing ever. A pastiche of Peter Greenaway directed by Peter Greenaway.

I saw The Dressmaker. Tonally, it's all over the place, but as soon as you accept that and go with it, it's enjoyable in a bonkers sort of way. It could have been a little shorter, but Kate Winslet totally nails the Australian accent. It's co-written by the writer/director of Muriel's Wedding, and the major theme of…

So, when do we get the 'David Bowie Had Good Taste' column that someone proposed in another thread? Because there should definitely be a Scott Walker entry.

"Did Hillary ever release a folk album? NUH UH. And even if she did, there is NO WAY it would be as good as a Bernie Sanders folk album." - Most of my Facebook friends, probably.

Remember Bush? He's back! In Jeb form.

His epic paranoid Twitter rants are an even greater sign of him not being likeable.

He was also initially assigned to direct The Wizard of Oz, but only ended up working on test footage.

"To all those who would characterize the Coens as smug misanthropes: Enjoy this bounty of ammunition."