So you're saying … everything's Archie?

No, she just seems to dole these details out every now and then through Pottermore. It doesn't seem to be going anywhere.

Veronica. Because Daddy would make it happen somehow.

And that Swedish janitor? Yumpin' yimminy!

The Veronica vs Betty question - solved at last!

Especially if you bought the Double Digests, which were mostly just reprints of older issues, so you could have a story from the 50s cheek-by-jowl with one from the 80s.

That wouldn't be a forced story arc. Reggie always was an entitled jerk. He'd probably use the affluenza defence.

It's already taking on other forms, too. Barrel aged maple syrup is now apparently a thing.

I have some information about this band: they originally got together at Marrickville High School.

Wow, that's some cutting edge humor right there. Have his people talked to Adam Sandler's people?

They're not all custard pie throwing and chase scenes.

That's not Chevy Chase, that's the guy who sang 'My Sharona'!

And he abandoned it all to go back to Japan and become a Zen master. A really interesting guy.

I'm more worried that Rooney Mara looks like she hasn't had a square meal in months.

We used to have a board game of Columbo when I was a kid. We thought it was hilarious, because they clearly lost the rights to Peter Falk's face at the last moment:

Fun fact: Bert Williams (groundbreaking African-American stage comedian) also wore blackface. Even though he was black. This was not uncommon.

See also: any movie made between 1910 and 1940 that had an Asian character but didn't star Anna May Wong or Sessue Hayakawa.

Rudolph Valentino does not play an Arab leader in The Sheik. He plays a Spanish-British aristocrat who was raised by Arabs and pretends to be Middle Eastern.

This is the supernerd answer, but the Harry Potter soundtrack.

1) Country and Western