Structure:
- 10% genuinely insightful stuff about what it was like to be in the Smashing Pumpkins;

If it's My Autobiography, you deserve our mockery.

Plus, those cats are adorable.

The Simpsons turned into Skynet so gradually, I didn't even notice!

Where's that I Actually Am Billy Corgan gimmick account when you need it?

Upvoted because you took a chance on an obscure B-side.

This is funny because The Revenant is dark and depressing, and Parks and Rec is bright and peppy!

There's probably a grain of truth to this.

Sherlock gets a C+ and Downton Thomas-Kinkade-Christmas-Window-Display-Hallmark-Card-Dusty-Tapestry-On-Your-Grandma's-Wall Abbey gets an A-?

Pointless Job, Internet!

Not mentioned: the case also inspired the name of a pretty good Australian surf-psychedelia band of the late 60s.

I'm genuinely shocked that it seems to be polarizing people. I thought they totally knocked it out of the park.

I've learned Shakespeare as an actor and as an English major, and they were two completely different experiences. Seeing it from one side did assist in seeing it from the other, though.

"Gentlemen, you are correct. I am indeed the one who dealt it."

Grigori Kozintsev's 1964 Russian language version of Hamlet is a good obscure one to look out for. Probably my favourite screen Hamlet.

It will be really interesting to see how TFA is viewed by history. That it currently has 94% on Rotten Tomatoes is just unfathomable to me. I never once felt my heart race. Bored and underwhelmed to say the least.

I will take great pleasure in missing this.

"What little sheen it has is just the borrowed luster of the original."

Also, it broke the fundamental rule of a Dr Who Christmas Special: I had to explain to my parents what the heck was going on.

Expert Witness is definitely this year's MVP.