Thank goodness they tracked down the original Cousin Itt. It wouldn't have been the same otherwise.

As a kid, I had a color jigsaw puzzle of the Addams Family that helped prepare me for that shock - but not the fact that the original sets were almost cheerful: http://www.huffingtonpost.c….

They were still making Munsters telemovies with a token number of original castmembers well into the mid-90s.

I'm getting 'Woman Dumped for her "Saggy Neck". This is her Revenge' and '25 Girls That Will Drop Your Jaw'. Is leprosy a thing again or something?

Oh, it's a thing. I think it's a pseudoscientific attempt to justify their lame beliefs. "Gay people are merely suffering Narcissistic Personality Disorder, and that can be CURED!"

It felt like an extension of 'Stunning and Brave' - if you're not seen to be jumping up and down supporting something, then it's inferred that you oppose it. "Here, have some monetary proof that I fully support you!"

All of those things, but it was his tiny cocktail-carrot weiner that really made me giggle like an eight year old.

It makes me wonder if they'll extend this storyline into an examination of that whole "gay is wrong because it's a form of narcissism and you shouldn't be able to look in the mirror and want to bone yourself" argument that certain churchy types use.

And yet Chitty Chitty Bang Bang has the Child Catcher, just to remind you of their black, black heart.

The longer I've been on Facebook, the more I'm convinced that there's something unhealthy about retaining contact with all these random people from different stages of your life.

Today, I was scrolling down my newsfeed, and instead of loading up earlier posts, it just stopped and gave me a message saying "If you had more friends, you'd be seeing more posts right now" and then gave me the [Find Friends] button.

Yeah, it was really disgraceful. What's more, a friend of mine works at Universal, and right to the very end he was telling us "It's OK, don't believe the rumours - they'd never rip that out, because apart from the historic value, it's one of the most-used soundstages on the lot." It was so secretive that even the…

Any kind of broadcast disruption, such as a commercial suddenly running backwards at double speed, or the Test Pattern showing up after a random burst of static.

The obscure ones are actually the worst ones, because you can't just go to YouTube and verify that it wasn't some horrible childhood hallucination.

That was quite a freaky movie. Time has served to make it even weirder, but only because in retrospect it seems so much like a Bizarro World Harry Potter.

So much of early Disney is pure horror that you have to wonder how they ever got their cutesy-poo image. Snow White, Pinocchio, Bambi, Dumbo, much of Fantasia …

I still instinctively look away from the ghost librarian every time I watch Ghostbusters, even today.

A neighbour took me and her kids to see Rocky IV. It was PG too, but I still don't know why she thought a film featuring Dolph Lundgren beating Carl Weathers to death was a good choice for eight year olds.

Holy freaking shit, I completely forgot about that. So many terrible repressed childhood memories bubbling to the surface …

Not Chunk having his hand shoved in the blender? I still think about it every time I make a smoothie.