Hollie always comes across as funny and likable in the behind-the-scenes segments.  It's too bad they're dressing her like an old torch singer or an upwardly mobile business lady a few decades her senior.

The deadpan ribbing thing definitely made Elise look humorless compared to the rest of the contestants.  Also her disingenuous "I thought everyone knew that song" comment after singing a Jimi Hendrix album track that never gets played on classic rock radio.

If loving a zebra doing the running man is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

The only reason Hollie is still in the competition is that viewers don't have the option of voting for Running Man Zebra.

Jason posted this on Twitter yesterday: "Levon liked "Danko/Manuel." Don't think I would've given a damn if anybody else did or not."

Yes, this.  I may be wrong, but I think it's been a long time since a Survivor contestant did Playboy.  With the peanut butter and chocolate it's like Burnett is saying "Remember that one time, with the boobs?"

Yeah!  I was at that show, and it was great.

There is no other way to play ladder golf.  Only drunk.

I'm just going to post in favor of Chelsea's boobs.  Carry on.

YES.  I'll never understand how the producers could've let something as amazing as Tarzan's blouse, which he wore totally straight-faced, slip by without a little explanation.  It was only even visible in the background of two very short clips.  One of the finer moments of this season so far.

I finally beat the NES Jaws when I was like 24, and it felt like time-travelling back to your childhood and kicking the shit out of a bully.

Saw the Shakes open for the DBTs last summer in Winston-Salem.  Patterson and Cooley both stood to the side of the stage with shit-eating grins the whole time; you never see them out for the opening act anymore.

Like a lot of the AV Club staffers in the article, I was thinking about how I'm too old to wear t-shirts anymore.  And then I clicked that link.

The "Jessie Spano's" line in the review was top-notch.

Also screwed up the lyrics: Hollie and Deandre's duet pretty obviously missed the signature "I'm so… scared."

Or maybe the possibly-retarded looking guy who sings "Living After Midnight."

In the early clips of Jimmy Iovine producing Fleetwood Mac in the 70s, Jimmy looked exactly like Zebra Man from Heavy Metal Parking Lot.

Had this exact conversation last night as well, about what one might do in Christina's situation.  If you beat Colton's ass on TV, you'd definitely get kicked off and lose a 1-in-12 shot at winning, and you might get an assault charge and some community service, BUT, you would also be the national hero who beat…

I think that Colton and Matt are basically the same person, only under different circumstances.  They're both insufferably arrogant, presumably spoiled WASP-types who assume that they have a built-in base of followers (the muscle-bros, the women).  Matt thinks his enemies are chickens whereas Colton thinks his enemy…

Exactly.  Let's all pretend for a second that, say, Tarzan had used that "ghetto trash" line.  I think the narrative would be a lot different.  At least Survivor flipped the typecasting this year by making the bigot gay.