Gwar, just let a band pick anything from their catalog because they deserve it, goddamnit.

This made my day.

Did they step on your toes immediately after moving in closer than the prescribed arm-length apart? If so, then you're in luck because that's a definitive family trait.

YES. One of my buddies still has his Morgan Freeman action figure from this movie, and every year at Christmas it makes an appearance in his nativity scene as one of the wise men.

Miller is right, don't undersell that bridge. It's fucking awesome. If you were in 7th grade when Prince of Thieves came out, then you definitely slow-danced in the school gym to this song and the "YEAAAAAAH" was where you finally bent your elbows and moved in a few inches closer.

Hear, hear. First meeting of the AV Club Jon Bois Appreciation Society to meet tomorrow night in the parking lot of the now shuttered Jon's Sandwich Shop.

I would also like to suggest Bois' older Super Bowl article about Indianapolis, The City By The Land: http://www.sbnation.com/201…

A MAN OF PRINCIPLE

Breaking Madden is the best shit going.

Try Grantland. It's full of terrible pop culture/sports bullshit and I think you'll love it.

She's a strange lady.

That is nothing short of heroic.  My wife wanted "Don't Cry Out Loud" at our wedding, but we compromised and cut the cake to "Take My Breath Away" from Top Gun.

I had an ongoing competition with a friend to see who would, in practice, actually have sex to the worst song.  I felt pretty solid with "Mama I'm Comin' Home" until he used both "Lady" by Styx and "Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" in the same week.

Let's all talk about that Lone Wolf McQuade reference at the end, which was just fucking fantastic.  I'll start.  I watch this clip every few months and it never stops being awesome: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Jesus H these comments all sound like they were written by a bunch of cranky dads.

I want to throw some love at Isbell's live record from last year here, too.  If anyone is getting into him for the first time, that's a great place to start, or hell, a good place to finish. It's phenomenal rock and roll, if you like rock and roll.

I'm so happy about this Blenheim discussion.  I can get it at a general store here in NC pretty easily.  There are a lot of old gas stations in rural SC with handpainted tent signs in their parking lots advertising the stuff.  Blenheim was a family joke when I was a kid because we drove past the bottling plant on the…

Blenheim is awesome and is the best ginger ale in existence for making highballs.  Blenheim and Bushmills is a magical thing.  Plus, the stuff is made in an amazingly ramshackle hovel in South Carolina.       

Yes.  Any crossover baseball/Survivor fan saw that and immediately recognized that he went out in the Jeff Kent-iest manner possible.

Yes.  Any crossover baseball/Survivor fan saw that and immediately recognized that he went out in the Jeff Kent-iest manner possible.