If the Logan/William story line isn't the Man In Black's origin story, my bet is Logan and William are the Man In Black's son and son in law respectively.

All right, you alien assholes! In the words of my generation. Turn the lights off carry me home.

I'm totally saving "Emotional Affidavit" under Lawyer in my list of vocationally specific snarky things to say to the girls I date. At the moment that list is just "Stop being a McBitch".

Penny Cillin

You idiot…the plan was to make the plan look like it was failing.

I'll guess I'll have to deal with Euro-Tomorrowland.

It should've been Shanghai Noon, dammit.

How much more luxurious are they going to make Annie's hair to compensate for this? How much more luxurious CAN they make Annie's hair to compensate for this?

They'll make him keep going until he gets to Pro-Three-Theus. It's too strong of a play on words for a studio to walk away from.

I really think Cyclops would benefit from a distinct "Billy Zane" vibe. I think Billy Zane could do it. He just needs a chance.

"…the team must reassemble to defeat James Spader" The synopsis should have ended there.

Slowly drops calculator watch in to bin.

Running somewhere where everybody knows your name might be difficult for these two. They'd struggle for recognition running the 98 Degrees message boards.

This seems like a lot of money and effort just so you can say "You are terrible, and that is coming from a guy who thinks a Betty Boop movie is a good idea".

Wonder what accent she'll do her "wrap-ups" in?

Night gathers and now my match begins.

Has anyone referenced the song "Eat It" yet? Because I'm keen to, but I am reluctant to waste people's time.

Good luck finding a child with whatever accent Jax is supposed to have.

Ruined it. Ninjas wouldn't knock. They didn't think this through at all.

More gems for my book of Chi-Yeez proverbs.