When is something actively being boycotted and when is something just a Brett Ratner movie?

It's a shame this is a joke because I've been trying to get a job at a lemonade stand and this would have been perfect had it also have been 1994.

The picture accompanying this raises the question: can Ents join the military?

Is this why he changed his name to Snoop Lion?

This just sounds like a sentence thrown out at the end of a pitch meeting in desperation. Monkey tennis?

How is this guy expected to react correctly to anything after receiving almost universal adoration for eating idiotically large dinners? I'd have no sense of perspective if I got carried out of diners on people's shoulders like I'd scored a game winning buzzer beating 3 point shot in double overtime game 7 of the NBA…

Ask Jeeves will be releasing the movie.

I always wondered what was meant by "It's bad luck to see the bride's dress before the wedding" but apparently it's the bride's barely referenced death. Good to know.