Screw you, Leno!

I can't wait to see if Jack's eyebrows will continue to stay black.

So, then I guess
That's it for "Life"? And it had such a great season finale.

1. I've been so disgusted/bored/annoyed by FG in the past few weeks that I hardly give it the time of day anymore. It's complete shit, and it's consistent shit.

It's as if they're completely fucking up the show and trying to make AD better by comparison. I wonder if the reason people like AD more now is because FG is so consistently terrible and boring, that AD just comes across as better? It used to be the opposite, when AD first came on, right, so what if?

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Like I said,
Had they cut this up into at least two or three movies and SPACED OUT TWO HUNDRED YEARS instead of using it as shitty flashback material, you might have something higher than a D. This is what an ORIGINS movie should look like:

I can't wait
For Nathan Rabin to review Nathan Rabin's new book. I wonder what grade he'll get.

This guy named
Harrison Ford.

Well, it does say, "ORIGINS" in the title. This movie seemed to focus on Cyclops' origins more than Wolverine's.

BUT THEY FUCKED UP THE WHOLE MUTANT X PART.

You know what
I would have liked to see? Name this movie something else. Completely different. Have it set as a family of four with some issues. A period piece back to before Canada was a country, how hard it was to live there, etcetera. THE CLIMAX OF THE MOVIE could be the anger scene. People would be surprised,…

You know, I never did think of it that way. Wow. Good call.

That was the first time I'd ever seen Ellen Barkin, and I thought it was weird being attracted to a woman who was actually a douchebag dude in disguise.

I think I wasn't expecting as much as I saw. The friend who wanted me to watch it is generally queasy to any kind of splattering blood, and afterwards, I was surprised he even got through it without fainting.

Your Curse of the WereWomen review
Specifically the first paragraph, reminds me of that movie where a womanizer asshole gets struck down by God and then wakes up as Ellen Barkin to see what it's like being a woman. And then she has a baby with the best friend she had when she was a he. Weird shit.

MISTER SPARKLE

Or you know, when people put pictures at the top of random crap that they like, and it screws up the rest of the layout so bad you'd have to scroll for eons just to see if you're in their top friends.

I've never
turned my head from the screen at a movie besides Ichi the Killer. That shit was fuckin' gross, man.

I never did
find myspace to have a great kind of layout. And it doesn't help that when most kids created their own layout, it made things unbearably worse.