Heil Canada!

I have a job. And i Fap over Phel because she wants to be in a threesome with my girlfriend and I. And because she leaves twitter lines like

I haven't heard of this caffeinated chocolate bar crap, Shaq. Seriously.

Oh, well that. Hm. I think every time I've had one I don't realize it and then say "First" way later.

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I had a firstie that nobody's made fun of yet. Wanna see?

I wonder where they film these. Spare burn buildings the firefighters practice on?

I don't know anything about Kanye West's shoes, haven't watched an episode of Parks yet, nor have I heard of this youtube movie channel.

Four Weeks!
The STREAK continues!

You should
Go to more towns and do this. I want Winnipeg to be written up by Noel Murray.

You know,
The rescue missions did always have a sense of reminding you, "HEY, this show is about FIREFIGHTERS." But it must be difficult to continue plot points into whatever fire they're in. With all the crazy storylines, I bet that stuff is the hardest to write.

That was right beside Goof Troop?

Hello, Gran Tourismo was fantastic.

Were you asleep, man?

Kim Basinger?

They didn't know he had no idea about the names until they drafted up the whole idea.

Dear Christ,
Those are some expensive Halloween Lawn decorations.

it's funny, how her mom gave her the objectivity speech last night re: Hodges. But, where was it when she hired her daughter?

maybe he used the guy as the new shower curtain.