Just don't let Bif catch you!

When I read Zeus, all I could think of was the bad guy in Hulk Hogan's NO HOLDS BARRED. That dude had a Z for hair!

JOE VERSUS THE VOLCANO

I'd probably go to the Philadelphia Story so I could hit on Kate Hepburn and Cary Grant at the same time.

Thank you, Seinfeld.

Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez?

Yes. No. Yes. No. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't know about this whole movie. Really, I've never had a mandate for man-dates. I mean, sure, parties are a great place to meet people. But then there's the inevitable thing. A few weeks ago my friend was talking to her sort-of-boyfriend, and I said to him that I didn't think we'd met, but that was actually the…

Johnny Depp and Tim Burton? Does that count?

Also, I forgot to say that I've just gotten into old Metal-Face stuff. Mmm Food is so fantastically awesome.

Ok Computer.
You know, listening back on it now, I never thought someone could lose their virginity and have so much great sex to that album. Fuck, it was good. It was also kind of weird that the girl I was dating had a mannequin in her likeness staring at the bed.

Because in the movie she had Clooney. And everyone loves Clooney, so they're doing it for him.

So this isn't a mixture of Duplex and Multiplicity then?

Jack Lemmon and Walter Matthau. Cary Grant and Kate Hepburn.

Apocalypse now Brando vs Dr. Moreau Brando

Kevin Bacon vs Kevin Sorbo.

Finally,
I get to see all of those youtube clips without pixels. Really, I love the waiters who are nauseated by sketch.

Did you just play the Helen Keller card? Oh, wait. Are we not playing Apples to Apples?

I tried watching Factory Girl and found it atrocious. So, I'm hoping she's a fantastic Baroness in GI Joe, because seriously, I can deal with this:

Quote: "FUCK MY CAR HAS A CRACK IN THE WINDSHIELD. IM ABOUT TO KICK SOME FUCKING ASS IM SICK AND FUCKING TIRED OF HAVING TO BLOW CASH ON DUMB SHIT"